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#32
July 16th, 2011, 06:06 PM
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The Perfect Man
After careful consideration and endless debate the perfect man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD! He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face (but I am NOT going to call DH Mr. Potato Head - besides DH had great legs & Mr. P  what legs)
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once burned, twice shy He who ignores history is condemed to repeat it! (it also means you weren't smart enough to learn from your mistakes  )  
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#33
July 16th, 2011, 06:07 PM
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but this is my ex
What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature.
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once burned, twice shy He who ignores history is condemed to repeat it! (it also means you weren't smart enough to learn from your mistakes )
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#35
February 27th, 2012, 07:46 AM
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Girls can have the best of both genders: TOMBOYS RULE!
   ! Not that tomboys get much of their perfectness from men. Anyway, boys have no access to the likewisee perfection of ladies. Whoever heard of a boy who wore a dress (this does not mean a kilt!)?
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#36
February 28th, 2012, 07:20 AM
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Gender wars?
Alfred E. Newman said it best... "What, me worry?" Women are great. Every man should have one. 
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Families are like fudge - sweet with a few nuts. Pity parties are a waste of time and drains you emotionally. Stand up, take a deep breath and start moving forward. Only you can change you. ♂♀ “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey
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#37
March 16th, 2012, 04:01 PM
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why are dogs man's "best friend
They are a lot a like - any little thing and they're like "Oh boy!!! _____, my favoirte." (fill in the blank with "guy stuff" ie: router bits, golf clubs, tools)
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#38
March 21st, 2012, 05:25 AM
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Families are like fudge - sweet with a few nuts. Pity parties are a waste of time and drains you emotionally. Stand up, take a deep breath and start moving forward. Only you can change you. ♂♀ “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey
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#40
April 17th, 2012, 09:11 AM
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Thanks for the giggles!!!!
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