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Old April 6th, 2011, 01:09 AM
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Re: Gender War

Yes its all funny and really it was badly needed. All the funny discussion was nice and i am flying in air. And don't be conscious about hair its a war.
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:06 PM
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The Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate the perfect man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD! He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face

(but I am NOT going to call DH Mr. Potato Head - besides DH had great legs & Mr. P what legs)
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:07 PM
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but this is my ex

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Old February 25th, 2012, 09:29 PM
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Q: Why did God make men before women?

A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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Old February 27th, 2012, 08:46 AM
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Girls can have the best of both genders: TOMBOYS RULE! ! Not that tomboys get much of their perfectness from men. Anyway, boys have no access to the likewisee perfection of ladies. Whoever heard of a boy who wore a dress (this does not mean a kilt!)?
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Old February 28th, 2012, 08:20 AM
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Gender wars?

Alfred E. Newman said it best...

"What, me worry?"

Women are great. Every man should have one.
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Old March 16th, 2012, 05:01 PM
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why are dogs man's "best friend

They are a lot a like - any little thing and they're like "Oh boy!!! _____, my favoirte."

(fill in the blank with "guy stuff" ie: router bits, golf clubs, tools)
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Old March 21st, 2012, 06:25 AM
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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Old April 15th, 2012, 08:51 PM
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Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
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Thanks for the giggles!!!!
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